Shocking Truth Behind Advertisement Words!

When They Say.. Free
What They’re Really Saying Is.. We’ll build the price of what’s ‘free’ into something else so you think you got the best of us while we’re getting the best of you. Fair play, eh!

When They Say.. Sale Price
What They’re Really Saying Is.. We overpriced this a little too much so we’re overpricing it a little less

When They Say.. New and Improved
What They’re Really Saying Is.. We made a difference that makes no difference so we can charge you a ‘new and improved’ price

When They Say.. Special Offer
What They’re Really Saying Is.. We’re stuck with 888 boxes of this stuff in our warehouse. Help us out here la!

When They Say.. Hurry, Sale Ends Tomorrow
What They’re Really Saying Is.. But if you still want the stuff, you can buy it at the sale that ‘starts today’

When They Say.. You Could Be a Winner
What They’re Really Saying Is.. You have never won anything in your life and you never will, so just give us your money and go home!