Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Funniest First Date

This story was told during Jay Leno Show.

2 adults went on a first date, a skiing trip. The outing was fun. As they were driving home, slowly due to the heavy snow, the lady felt the effect of that extra latte. She could hold no more and had to stop there and then to pee!


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he quickly crawled out beside the car and yanked her pants. She rested her butt against the rear fender to steady herself in the deep snow. Her date stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
refrained from peeking. Woooo.. All she could think about was the relief and had no time to be embarrassed. Upon finishing however, she became aware of another sensation. Alamak!

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he discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the fender. Oh!oh! Horrified and yet aware of the humour of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some assistance!

He came around as she tried to cover herself with her sweater. He burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles. When they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
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lace, both realized that there was only one way to get her free. It was his turn to pee! Yes he pee her butt off the fender. This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.

1 comment:

Avril said...

Ha ha, this is a good one.